A poem for girls

Ett helt oviktigt och högst onödigt inlägg... men den var så rolig.....

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch!

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!!

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .

A WOMAN. Get it? you DICK!?!